{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 131, "advice": "YOLO"}}
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